Forbes believes people should put a snapshot of themselves on the internet to give potential suitors a little glimpse of one’s interests, hobbies and accomplishments. Some people think it’s weird if you don’t. I think it’s weird if you do. Here's to being weird.
I was in the music business for 11 years. I’m a voting member of the Grammys. I’ve also dropped a Grammy on the floor. I know a guy name Oscar who is the fastest man in the world with no legs, I’ve also dropped an Oscar on the floor. I don’t know anyone named Emmy, but I dated an Emmy winner and dropped several Emmys on the floor.
> I've met a King and a Queen, I’m also the arm model for the only known painting of Queen Maud of Norway. I love art. I’ve purchased it, auctioned it, sold it and broken it. I'm not as clumsy as it seems. I've raised $30 million for charity and I'm a factual political and news junkie, unapologetically.
I worked for the Elvis Presley fan club and owned a proper cocktail bar in Scandinavia; my specialty, people falling in love with me whilst drinking my specialties.
People tell me I should do stand-up comedy or be on television because I'm funny, funny like popcorn popping; I don't think that's funny, I can't be funny on command. I'm secretly a fan of Twinkies, Carly Simon, 70s Disco and old Hollywood.
Having lived and worked in five cities and three countries, I've been told I'm a little bit cultured and a little bit rock 'n roll. Did I mention I’m writing four books? Someday, I'll talk about the cool stuff.
Better to shun the bait than struggle the snare.
- William Blake
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